Bimduncub is a god.
He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, generous
yak.
Bimduncub created a top quark eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bimduncub, he will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Bimduncub, he will attempt to scare you with floods.
Bimduncub's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.
Bimduncub's Holy Commandments1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Do not chop down trees.
4. Do not trade with those who eat onions.
5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.