Bimduncub is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, generous yak.

Bimduncub created a top quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimduncub, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bimduncub, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bimduncub's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Bimduncub's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.