Fonbosscub is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, fast human.

Fonbosscub created humankind six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fonbosscub, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fonbosscub, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Fonbosscub's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Fonbosscub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.

3. Always treat eagles with great respect.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.