Wonnurlbonk is a god.
He takes the form of a very heavy, bad-tempered
wolf.
Wonnurlbonk created everything that exists eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Wonnurlbonk, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Wonnurlbonk, he will think nothing of it.
Wonnurlbonk's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.
Wonnurlbonk's Holy Commandments1. Do not bounce in public.
2. Never think about black holes.
3. You must pray to Wonnurlbonk nine times a day.
4. Wonnurlbonk must be the most important thing in your life.
5. Never sit near seals.