Narvenjap is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, bad-tempered wyvern.

Narvenjap created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narvenjap, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Narvenjap, it will be very unhappy.

Narvenjap's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Narvenjap's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed cherries to cats while wearing green kilts.

2. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Narvenjap on top of all buildings.

3. Feed all hungry bats.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not eat cucumbers.