Weg is a god.
He takes the form of a chunky, omnipotent
centipede.
Weg created Europe seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Weg, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Weg, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Weg's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.
Weg's Holy Commandments1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
2. Never feed melons to moths while wearing dresses.
3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Weg.
4. You must love Weg.
5. Never feed lots of turnips to cats while wearing violet ear rings.