Weg is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, omnipotent centipede.

Weg created Europe seven million years ago.

If you believe in Weg, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Weg, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Weg's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Weg's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never feed melons to moths while wearing dresses.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Weg.

4. You must love Weg.

5. Never feed lots of turnips to cats while wearing violet ear rings.