Quimcamnell is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, grumpy yak.

Quimcamnell created the cosmos two years ago.

If you believe in Quimcamnell, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Quimcamnell, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Quimcamnell's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Quimcamnell's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never wear shorts.

5. Always help sick great tits.
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