Godrawot is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, benevolent bat.

Godrawot created a down quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Godrawot, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Godrawot, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Godrawot's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Godrawot's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt voles.

2. Always wear pink.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always treat doves with great respect.