Botvonarn is a god.
It takes the form of a thin, irritating
slug.
Botvonarn created the Large Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Botvonarn, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Botvonarn, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.
Botvonarn's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.
Botvonarn's Holy Commandments1. Do not make images of living things.
2. Do not speak about limes.
3. Never talk about nebulae.
4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.