Yoksinfag is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, tiresome gerbil.

Yoksinfag created energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yoksinfag, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yoksinfag, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Yoksinfag's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Yoksinfag's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Put Yoksinfag first in all things.

3. Always wear pink.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.