Veenxuckquill is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, weak troll.

Veenxuckquill created the Sun two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Veenxuckquill, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Veenxuckquill, it will destroy your home planet.

Veenxuckquill's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Veenxuckquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Veenxuckquill loves rats, so they must be respected.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.
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