Loggabgun is a god.
He takes the form of a microscopic, effective
goose.
Loggabgun created the planet Saturn three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Loggabgun, he will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Loggabgun, he will turn you into a frog.
Loggabgun's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.
Loggabgun's Holy Commandments1. Never paint your arms fawn.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Run away from yellow ants, for they are unholy.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Never talk about thermodynamics.