Loggabgun is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, effective goose.

Loggabgun created the planet Saturn three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Loggabgun, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Loggabgun, he will turn you into a frog.

Loggabgun's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Loggabgun's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms fawn.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Run away from yellow ants, for they are unholy.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics.