Fignillfad is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, vain hamster.

Fignillfad created a strange quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fignillfad, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fignillfad, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Fignillfad's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Fignillfad's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Fignillfad's priests.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not eat bread.

4. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Put Fignillfad first in all things.
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