Didcincadflabfligpid is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, grumpy bee.

Didcincadflabfligpid created the cosmos eight million years ago.

If you believe in Didcincadflabfligpid, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Didcincadflabfligpid, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Didcincadflabfligpid's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Didcincadflabfligpid's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always wear red.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near porpoises while wearing gray shoes.

5. Do not covet oxen.