Stragtadvan is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, merciful wyvern.

Stragtadvan created a photon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stragtadvan, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Stragtadvan, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Stragtadvan's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Stragtadvan's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of badgers.

2. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Stragtadvan on top of all buildings.

4. Run away if nine grasshopers approach from the south.

5. Do not wear silver on your body.