Quagguphan is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, duplicitous horse.

Quagguphan created the Black Eye Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Quagguphan, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Quagguphan, she will turn you into a sheep.

Quagguphan's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Quagguphan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never talk about tapirs.