Wodbesskap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, selfish walrus.

Wodbesskap created a Higgs boson nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodbesskap, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wodbesskap, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Wodbesskap's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Wodbesskap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick manatees.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never write about thermodynamics.