Rutdusswot is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, selfish seal.

Rutdusswot created an up quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutdusswot, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rutdusswot, it will turn you into a frog.

Rutdusswot's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Rutdusswot's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention sharks.

2. Never hurt cats.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never think ill of sick badgers.

5. Do not listen to music.