Inggabgon is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, pitiless grasshopper.

Inggabgon created Europe two million years ago.

If you believe in Inggabgon, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Inggabgon, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Inggabgon's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Inggabgon's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

4. Run away from mauve otters, for they are unholy.

5. Never think about gravity.