Tikhakflaping is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, effective warg.

Tikhakflaping created the planet Venus three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tikhakflaping, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tikhakflaping, it will try to impress you with trees.

Tikhakflaping's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Tikhakflaping's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat parsnips.

2. Do not kill tapirs.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never eat cherries.