Homkikrull is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, capable walrus.

Homkikrull created the Andromeda Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Homkikrull, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Homkikrull, he will turn you into a worm.

Homkikrull's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Homkikrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill porpoises.

2. Always wear yellow.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never look at asteroids.