Dansasflam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, able warg.

Dansasflam created the Virgo Supercluster three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dansasflam, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dansasflam, she will manifest in front of you.

Dansasflam's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Dansasflam's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never feed figs to doves while wearing pink ear rings.

4. You must pray to Dansasflam seven times a day.

5. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Dansasflam on top of important buildings.