Zenflamsom is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, uncaring owl.

Zenflamsom created an electron three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zenflamsom, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Zenflamsom, it will curse you with boils.

Zenflamsom's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Zenflamsom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep seven gulls in a large pit.

2. Never laugh near mice.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

5. You must love Zenflamsom.