Butbabmutjon Gesscibkem Ragganfly is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, blissful dog.

Butbabmutjon Gesscibkem Ragganfly created the planet Earth four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butbabmutjon Gesscibkem Ragganfly, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Butbabmutjon Gesscibkem Ragganfly, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Butbabmutjon Gesscibkem Ragganfly's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Butbabmutjon Gesscibkem Ragganfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about archaea.

2. Never wear jumpers.

3. Never talk about electromagnetism.

4. Erect six nickel sculptures of Butbabmutjon Gesscibkem Ragganfly on top of important buildings.

5. Always obey Butbabmutjon Gesscibkem Ragganfly's priests.