Mabbabnan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, self-confident coyote.

Mabbabnan created gold eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabbabnan, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mabbabnan, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Mabbabnan's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Mabbabnan's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Retreat if three ducks approach from the west.

4. Never mention rats.

5. Do not kill turtles.