Kopfebmad is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, humane unicorn.

Kopfebmad created a top quark four years ago.

If you believe in Kopfebmad, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kopfebmad, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Kopfebmad's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Kopfebmad's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Kopfebmad.

2. Run away if seven monkeys approach from the north.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Never go into violet rooms.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.