Rullrullgepdut is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, duplicitous wasp.

Rullrullgepdut created the planet Mars six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullrullgepdut, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rullrullgepdut, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Rullrullgepdut's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Rullrullgepdut's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Rullrullgepdut in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not keep five dolphins in a large pit.

4. Do not dye your hair indigo.

5. You must never eat gooseberries.