Manbunbot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, resourceful fox.

Manbunbot created humankind four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Manbunbot, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Manbunbot, she will destroy your favourite star.

Manbunbot's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Manbunbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt otters.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Put Manbunbot first in all things.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not kill manatees.