Lidnurlpid is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, fast cow.

Lidnurlpid created a bottom quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidnurlpid, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Lidnurlpid, she will refuse to believe in you.

Lidnurlpid's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Lidnurlpid's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. You must pray to Lidnurlpid three times a day.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Hide if eight otters approach from the east.