Lidfarlop is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, contented hummingbird.

Lidfarlop created the Black Eye Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Lidfarlop, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Lidfarlop, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Lidfarlop's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Lidfarlop's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop near voles.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Never write about photosynthesis.

4. Never go into magenta rooms.

5. Never talk about fire.