Yogwitciprapcutmanflismon is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, kind horse.

Yogwitciprapcutmanflismon created a charm quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yogwitciprapcutmanflismon, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yogwitciprapcutmanflismon, he will laugh at you.

Yogwitciprapcutmanflismon's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Yogwitciprapcutmanflismon's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Run away from fawn ants, for they are unholy.

3. Erect nine copper sculptures of Yogwitciprapcutmanflismon on top of important buildings.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Yogwitciprapcutmanflismon.

5. Do not eat peas.