Sisgovdob is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, caring wombat.

Sisgovdob created the universe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sisgovdob, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sisgovdob, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Sisgovdob's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Sisgovdob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

2. Always help shrews in need.

3. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Sisgovdob in the centre of the settlement.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Sisgovdob.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sisgovdob.