Manbadjig is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, passionate wyvern.

Manbadjig created a Higgs boson five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Manbadjig, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Manbadjig, she will strike you with lightening.

Manbadjig's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Manbadjig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Worship no other gods but Manbadjig.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never hop near ducks.