Arngannar is a god.

He takes the form of a small, blissful donkey.

Arngannar created Europe seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Arngannar, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Arngannar, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Arngannar's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Arngannar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Never think about special relativity near seals while wearing cyan shirts and balancing five aluminium spheres on your arms.

3. Never talk about gravity near goats while wearing orange kilts.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think about black holes.