Zodpadmob is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, clever toad.

Zodpadmob created the planet Mars two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodpadmob, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Zodpadmob, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Zodpadmob's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Zodpadmob's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Never wear magenta shorts.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.