Nulxenkan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, strong ferret.

Nulxenkan created the Large Magellanic Cloud four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nulxenkan, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nulxenkan, he will refuse to believe in you.

Nulxenkan's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Nulxenkan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics.

2. Never hop near sharks.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Run away if seven swans approach from the west.