Vinbeptadbabnullkenbopbab is a god.

He takes the form of a small, sage capybara.

Vinbeptadbabnullkenbopbab created tapeworms seven million years ago.

If you believe in Vinbeptadbabnullkenbopbab, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Vinbeptadbabnullkenbopbab, he will turn you into a tree.

Vinbeptadbabnullkenbopbab's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Vinbeptadbabnullkenbopbab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Vinbeptadbabnullkenbopbab in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always obey Vinbeptadbabnullkenbopbab's priests.

4. Never wear pink corsets.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.