Sugcutgedkab is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, idiotic sheep.

Sugcutgedkab created viruses two years ago.

If you believe in Sugcutgedkab, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sugcutgedkab, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Sugcutgedkab's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Sugcutgedkab's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

2. Never mention turtles.

3. Never write about fluid mechanics.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never eat bread.