Wittarptonbid is a god.
It takes the form of a very heavy, quiet
swan.
Wittarptonbid created the solar system four years ago.
If you believe in
Wittarptonbid, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Wittarptonbid, it will attempt to scare you with floods.
Wittarptonbid's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.
Wittarptonbid's Holy Commandments1. Always pray immersed in water.
2. Do not chop down trees.
3. Never paint your face pink.
4. Wittarptonbid loves ducks, so they must be respected.
5. Do not stand on grass.