Fodlunbut is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, prudent monkey.

Fodlunbut created humanity three million years ago.

If you believe in Fodlunbut, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Fodlunbut, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Fodlunbut's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Fodlunbut's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat carrots.

2. Retreat if nine snails approach from the south.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near dolphins while wearing blue shirts.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always treat goats with great respect.