Listfabapp is a god.

He takes the form of a small, slow ant.

Listfabapp created silver three million years ago.

If you believe in Listfabapp, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Listfabapp, he will try to impress you with trees.

Listfabapp's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Listfabapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. You must love Listfabapp.

4. Never talk about gravity near capybaras while wearing red kilts and balancing four platinum spheres on your back.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.