Sasdotced Megdabdud is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, boastful camel.

Sasdotced Megdabdud created the planet Jupiter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sasdotced Megdabdud, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sasdotced Megdabdud, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Sasdotced Megdabdud's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Sasdotced Megdabdud's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never feed melons to gulls while wearing rings.

3. Do not dye your hair white.

4. Run away if three horses approach from the west.

5. You must pray to Sasdotced Megdabdud four times a day.