Sasdotced Megdabdud is a god.
It takes the form of a slender, boastful
camel.
Sasdotced Megdabdud created the planet Jupiter seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sasdotced Megdabdud, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Sasdotced Megdabdud, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Sasdotced Megdabdud's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.
Sasdotced Megdabdud's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Never feed melons to gulls while wearing rings.
3. Do not dye your hair white.
4. Run away if three horses approach from the west.
5. You must pray to Sasdotced Megdabdud four times a day.