Liknegwotkab Tailcidbog is a god.
It takes the form of a massive, tiresome
toad.
Liknegwotkab Tailcidbog created the Andromeda Galaxy five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Liknegwotkab Tailcidbog, it will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Liknegwotkab Tailcidbog, it will send you a strongly worded letter.
Liknegwotkab Tailcidbog's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.
Liknegwotkab Tailcidbog's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat strawberries.
2. Run away if three grasshopers approach from the north.
3. Erect eight tin sculptures of Liknegwotkab Tailcidbog on top of important buildings.
4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
5. You must love Liknegwotkab Tailcidbog.