Liknegwotkab Tailcidbog is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, tiresome toad.

Liknegwotkab Tailcidbog created the Andromeda Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Liknegwotkab Tailcidbog, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Liknegwotkab Tailcidbog, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Liknegwotkab Tailcidbog's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Liknegwotkab Tailcidbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat strawberries.

2. Run away if three grasshopers approach from the north.

3. Erect eight tin sculptures of Liknegwotkab Tailcidbog on top of important buildings.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. You must love Liknegwotkab Tailcidbog.