Rillnadfit is a god.
He takes the form of a planet-sized, emotional
centaur.
Rillnadfit created parasitic wasps seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Rillnadfit, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Rillnadfit, he will come to you in dreams.
Rillnadfit's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Rillnadfit's Holy Commandments1. Run away from mauve pigs, for they are unholy.
2. Your children must be taught to worship Rillnadfit.
3. Never think ill of sick otters.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.
5. Respect your elders.