Rillnadfit is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, emotional centaur.

Rillnadfit created parasitic wasps seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rillnadfit, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rillnadfit, he will come to you in dreams.

Rillnadfit's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Rillnadfit's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from mauve pigs, for they are unholy.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Rillnadfit.

3. Never think ill of sick otters.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

5. Respect your elders.