Tandabxin is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, almighty fox.

Tandabxin created water six million years ago.

If you believe in Tandabxin, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tandabxin, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Tandabxin's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Tandabxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention voles.

2. Always obey Tandabxin's priests.

3. Erect a large copper sculpture of Tandabxin on top of all buildings.

4. Never think ill of sick horses.

5. Always help sick eagles.