Rakbantabgun Zimdunsig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, kind beaver.

Rakbantabgun Zimdunsig created a photon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rakbantabgun Zimdunsig, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rakbantabgun Zimdunsig, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Rakbantabgun Zimdunsig's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Rakbantabgun Zimdunsig's Holy Commandments

1. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Hide if seven voles approach from the west.

4. Do not hop in public.

5. Do not cook food in pots.