Bemhimhit is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, proud fly.

Bemhimhit created the planet Earth nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bemhimhit, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bemhimhit, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bemhimhit's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Bemhimhit's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from fawn manatees for they are unholy.

2. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Bemhimhit in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Put Bemhimhit first in all things.