Paggandib Vabragjop is a god.

It takes the form of a large, self-assured crane.

Paggandib Vabragjop created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Paggandib Vabragjop, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Paggandib Vabragjop, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Paggandib Vabragjop's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Paggandib Vabragjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Paggandib Vabragjop loves cats, so they must be respected.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics.

5. You must pray to Paggandib Vabragjop four times a day.