Vanmanbest is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, cheerful fish.

Vanmanbest created a Higgs boson six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vanmanbest, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vanmanbest, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Vanmanbest's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Vanmanbest's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not dye your hair white.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

4. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.