Donfodkop is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, self-confident centaur.

Donfodkop created energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Donfodkop, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Donfodkop, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Donfodkop's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Donfodkop's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt pigs.

2. Feed all hungry voles.

3. Always look after injured doves.

4. Do not kill aardvarks.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.