Bemtan is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely heavy, two-faced
hare.
Bemtan created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bemtan, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Bemtan, it will turn you into a worm.
Bemtan's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.
Bemtan's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Always wear purple.
3. Always pray immersed in water.
4. Always look after injured seals.
5. Do not stand on grass.